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NYZ Apocalypse's "Trumpocalypse": A Can't Miss Political Satire Shootout Free-for-All

Written by Chelsea Triola  |  05. April 2016

Long Islanders, prepare yourselves for the upcoming Trumpocalypse taking place this Memorial Day Weekend at NYZ Apocalypse in Deer Park! Visitors will have the chance to take part in this interactive survival experience where you will be forced to take out the 2016 presidential candidates that have been cloned and turned into zombies!

That’s right, these aren’t just any zombies – they are this year’s undead presidential candidates, who will be infesting the place in search of their next victims, thirsty for human brains.

Because of each candidates ever decreasing popularity, The Secret Service came up with a plan to assure their safety – cloning. It is unknown whether this was an intentional side effect or if the medical staff in charge of the cloning experiment made an innocent mistake, but these zombie clones were created and need to be utterly annihilated.

Mr. Trump got wind of the frightening news and immediately wanted to bomb the zombie clones to assure they all get taken out at once. Since his decision, he has reconsidered his position, which he often does. Now, Mr. Trump has decided to lend a helping hand by using his leadership skills and expert negotiation tactics to assist in bringing this devastating outbreak to an end.

Mr. Trump, his staff, and The Secret Service have taken over The Apollo Prison and it is up to you to visit this top secret facility to destroy each of these zombie presidential candidate clones and preserve the sanctity of the 2016 presidential primaries.

NYZ Apocalypse will be opening their doors on Thursday, April 14th at 8 PM for a media-only event. The public will have time to prepare themselves for this Trumpocalypse the best they can before the Memorial Day Weekend event. Although not a requirement, NYZ Apocalypse has recommended this event for those 16 and older.

Click here to stay up to date with everything happening over at NYZ, and to purchase your tickets in advance!

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